A 90 year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better! I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, " I have an eldery friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day , when he was going out in a hurry, he accidently picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang bang!' and the rabbit fell over dead! What do you think about that?"
The 90 year old man said "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit!"