powerfulmind
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That Puddle... It tastes...like...ME!
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Post by powerfulmind on Apr 17, 2015 11:09:48 GMT -8
Night. Two friends sleep in a tent. One of them wakes up, a moment later he wakes his friend, saying: - Hey, ya know what can I see? - OH MY... ummm, no... - I can see all the stars and the moon. - WHAT? Do you know why? - Hmm, maybe will be sunny yesterday... - NOO! They stole our tent!!
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- Grandma, can glasses really make things bigger? - Grandson asked. - Yes my dear. They are. - So please wear them now! - Hmm, why? - I think, you want to cut out a piece of cake for me in a moment, is it?
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Two guys are talking in the school: - And so, is that new teacher good? - No, he's very bad... He asks us for something all the time...
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Skates rental office. Someone tries to report a complaint: - Something's bad with them! - Why? - Because if riding on them, first is sliding left and the second one is sliding right.
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