Just driving along Jun 8, 2010 2:24:14 GMT -8 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by peekaboo on Jun 8, 2010 2:24:14 GMT -8 This morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph... with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving. And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;I dropped... My electric shaver which knocked... the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car..., Using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear, which fell... into the coffee between my legs and splashed and burned my nether region, and... Ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an Important call. Darn women drivers!