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Post by GooRoo on Oct 1, 2009 9:36:31 GMT -8
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. | A man only needs to be: | 1 | a friend | 2 | a companion | 3 | a lover | 4 | a brother | 5 | a father | 6 | a master | 7 | a chef | 8 | an electrician | 9 | a carpenter | 10 | a plumber | 11 | a mechanic | 12 | a decorator | 13 | a stylist | 14 | a sexologist | 15 | a gynecologist | 16 | a psychologist | 17 | a pest exterminator | 18 | a psychiatrist | 19 | a healer | 20 | a good listener | 21 | an organizer | 22 | a good father | 23 | very clean | 24 | sympathetic | 25 | athletic | 26 | warm | 27 | attentive | 28 | gallant | 29 | intelligent | 30 | funny | 31 | creative | 32 | tender | 33 | strong | 34 | understanding | 35 | tolerant | 36 | prudent | 37 | ambitious | 38 | capable | 39 | courageous | 40 | determined | 41 | true | 42 | dependable | 43 | passionate | 44 | compassionate | | WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: | 45 | give her compliments regularly | 46 | love shopping | 47 | be honest | 48 | be very rich | 49 | not stress her out | 50 | not look at other girls | | AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: | 51 | give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself | 52 | give her lots of time, especially time for herself | 53 | give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes | | IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: | 54 | Never to forget:- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes
| | HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY | 1 | Show up naked | 2 | Bring alcohol |
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peekaboo
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Post by peekaboo on Oct 6, 2009 18:33:39 GMT -8
That was good. here's my contribution: One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or complain. (That would be me... tee hee . . . .Read down for the punchline. . . . . . . Keep going . . . . almost there But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day. THE END.
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Post by FriedGruntzaholic on Oct 8, 2009 19:58:08 GMT -8
This just goes to show how women are very complicated creatures whereas men are, well....
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peekaboo
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Post by peekaboo on Oct 9, 2009 2:26:47 GMT -8
Uncomplicated? Not so my gruntzy friend. Women and men use different parts of the brain for some specific functions. And that's what make the complications pile up. That and the testosterone, estrogen thing. Why we are so different in some ways must be in God's plan but I've never figured that part out. Regardless, women are always right and men are always wrong! God is so smart.
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