Post by powerfulmind on Apr 16, 2015 6:25:44 GMT -8
One time, in Polish mountainz, a pair of American touristz, John and Josh, met a mountaineer. They were talking to him for a long time. Fragment of the conversation (mountaineer sayz, everything in Polish, but here an into-English-translated form ):
- Oh ya, I like fishing, too... - But, you have no rod, I see. - John said - How can you do fishing without needed toolz? - So easy, by a mirror method. - What? - Josh wondered. - How do you do thiz? - Go to the nearest shop and buy a bottle of vodka or something similar, then I'll answer.
The touristz' curiosity won easily inside them, so about twety minutez later the mountaineer got the alcohol. He explained everything by one sentence: - Place a mirror into water and wait above it, holding a rock. If a fish swimz closer and becomez to look at itself, on that mirror, he getz a shot from a rock. And so, it'z mine. - So, have you got some fish like thiz? - John asked. - No, but I have got 6 vodka bottlez like thiz...
- You're outnumbered. Don't worry, though! You have the strongest weapon. - This pipe? - No! I'm talking about your brain!